I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
- seventeen magazine: send this flirty text and your crush is certain to notice you
- me: *sends text*
- boy: what
- me: what
- my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
- me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
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it just sucks because i suffer from 80hd but i’m also lack toast and tolerant
(Source: puppyluver43)
Posting this as a photoset. This man is incredible, I hope I can be like him someday :)
God bless this man.
:( May he rest in peace.
- *cute boy walks past*
- me: no wait come back i love you
